Poll: Where hast thou BEEN?

We searched far and wide of the kingdom for thee, and Sir Dumpty fell off a great wall looking for thee. All the king's horses and men couldst NOT put him together once more, and thou showest up at early hours of the morn. The moon waxed late unto you, and a night of my sleep wast lost. So, before thou goest to thy bedchambers, pray, tell where thou hast been.